Top 10 Transformations

I’ve written a piece for the Guardian about ten of my favourite transformation stories.  You can read it on their website here.  Do go along and take a look, then add any others you might think of to the comments section.

The Dylan Thomas Prize Longlist

A good day for The Girl with Glass Feet, which has made it onto the longlist for the Dylan Thomas Prize 2010.  I’m staggered that the book is being recognised in this way.  Here’s the link.

Most of my internet time over the last month or so has been spent updating my website.  It takes me about ten times as long as it should do to complete such things.  I’ve been developing a kind of aversion to typing, which started while I was writing the new book.  I just couldn’t get my jive on while I was using a word processor.  Far better to use a pencil, and preferably a 3b at that.  I like all the sharpening you have to do, and the way the letters get thicker as the lead wears down.  If I could have I would have made this website out of graphite sticks, pastel paper and scraps of charcoal.  As it stands I have had to make it out of pixels.  It is my firm hope that the next generation of websites will be made of handwriting on paper, perhaps with stitching and hardback covers.

Take a look around if you haven’t done already.  There are some new pictures and soon, I hope, there will be links to various interviews I’ve done and articles I’ve written over the past few months.

Cheers all,

Ali

Happy Birthday Ray Harryhausen

Many happy returns to Ray Harryhausen, who turns 90 today.

I’m a massive fan of his.  I remember that as a child I used to sit with my dad on the floor and watch Sinbad movies in which all manner of monsters came to life.  CGI was already establishing itself at the time, with Jurassic Park and the like hitting the cinemas, so Harryhausen’s stuff already had an antique sense to it that made it all the more special.  There’s something enchanting about the movement of stop motion animation.  It’s slightly too jerky to be real, and I think it’s that characteristic that’s meant it’s aged so well.  In other words, it’s art.  It’s the painstaking frame-by-frame repositioning of puppets.  It’s even, in a way, a bit like writing, in that it involves a huge amount of patience and stage-by-stage detail that you hope will end up looking seamless and spontaneous and fluid.

This clip from The 7th Voyage of Sinbad always creeped me out when I was little (and still does).  When you catch a glimpse of the dancer’s face it’s simultaenously aghast and grotesque.  This clip has been edited a bit because in the original there are some close-ups of the dancer’s face, performed just for those shots by an actress.  This clip has also been chopped short: notice how at the end the dancer’s tail gropes up towards her throat…

The Girl with Glass Feet wins The Desmond Elliott Prize 2010

I’m still a bit overwhelmed this morning after the announcement last night that The Girl with Glass Feet won The Desmond Elliott Prize for 2010.  It’s a massive honour and I’m really grateful to the judges, everyone involved with the Prize, and of course Desmond Elliott himself. 

This is what the judges said: “After some soul searching and much debate, we decided on The Girl with Glass Feet as our winner. This is an extraordinary first novel - bold, original, tragic and endlessly surprising. In its exploration of frozen landscapes, both interior and exterior, and in its precisely detailed and articulated fantasy, it is possible to see a substantial author of the future.”

 

Desmond Elliott Prize shortlist

Immense excitement for me today - just heard that The Girl with Glass Feet has been shortlisted for the Desmond Elliott Prize.  It’s in good company, alongside Maria Allen’s Before the Earthquake and Talk of the Town by the fabulous Jacob Polley.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8695293.stm

Desmond Elliott Longlist, Audiobooks

I’ve been keeping my head down for a while, trying to get some writing done.  I’m beginning to realise that in order to write it’s necessary to unplug all appliances, soundproof the walls, board up the windows, that kind of thing.  I’ve been reading scraps of Walden and becoming increasingly envious of Thoreau’s little hideout in the woods.

Meanwhile, exciting news has arrived.  I’ve been longlisted for the Desmond Elliott Prize 2010, which is an immense honour as the longlist is full of brilliant books.  And as if that weren’t enough to keep me in smiles for ages, an audiobook of The Girl with Glass Feet has just been released by Isis Publishing.

Events

I’m doing a couple of events next week that it would be great to see folks at.

The first is on Wednesday 28th at Reigate Library at 7:30, where I’ll be talking about The Girl with Glass Feet.  It should be a fun chance to chat about the book and enjoy a glass of wine.  All the details are here.

The second event is on Thursday 29th at Blackwell’s Oxford, with fellow novelist Roma Tearne.  Roma is spending that week in residency in the book shop, and all week long she’s going to be running a polling station there.  You’ll be able to go in and vote for your favourite kinds of books: a reading general election to run alongside the political one.  On Thursday night the results will be announced and debated, and it promises to be a very exciting and lively affair.  Details are here, with more to follow.

The Feathered Ogre

So, as promised and in celebration of La Ragazza dai Piedi di Vetro being available in Italy, here are some pictures for a great folk story collected by the legendary Italo Calvino in his book Italian Folktales.  This one is from the same family as The Griffin and The Devil With The Three Golden Hairs (the latter of which in particular is great fun, as are all the stories about the Devil’s long-suffering mother). 

Having done some drawings for it, I was unable to find a version of this one on the internet.  So, with apologies for my lack of forward planning, I’m afraid you’ll have to make do with the summary version I’ve scribbled below.  I’d strongly recommend picking up the proper one in the Calvino book.  If you like Calvino’s own fiction these stories are a particularly interesting read, as you get a real sense of how the folk tradition feeds back into his own work. 

This post will be lengthy enough with the whole of the tale inserted, so I won’t add the ususal musings, I’ll just say that my favourite image from the tale is the final one.  It made me wonder whether the feathered ogre has spent the latter part of his life quietly contemplating the decisions he got wrong.  Maybe he’s a better person as a result. 

If you’re in Italy, La Ragazza dai Piedi di Vetro has a facebook group here.

  

When a king falls gravely ill his doctors advise him that the only way to recover is to consume a magic feather from the legendary feathered ogre.  The king asks his subjects who will be brave enough to set forth and pluck a feather from this man-eating monster, but at the very thought of such a journey his lords and knights fall silent.  Only a humble servant steps forward, the only man brave or foolish enough to venture to the ogre’s mountain. 

It takes the servant four days to reach the feathered ogre’s lair.  On the first night he stays at an inn whose landlord is grieving for his long lost daughter.  The landlord asks the servant to bring him back a feather from the ogre, in the hope its magic might restore his daughter to him.

On the second night of his journey the servant stays at the house of two noblemen whose fortunes have dried up.  They explain that a fountain in their courtyard once overflowed with molten silver and gold, and that this was the source of their wealth.  But the fountain has long since dried up, leaving the noblemen poor.  They beg the servant to bring them back a feather from the ogre, in the hope its magic might make the fountain flow anew.

On the third night the servant shelters in a monastery.  The friars there are miserable to a man.  They explain that for years they have been fighting among themselves, and as such have had no time to do the Lord’s work.  They ask the servant to bring them back a feather, in the hope its magic might set aside their differences.

On his fourth day travelling, the servant arrives at the mountain, but finds it to be surrounded by a deep and dark moat.  Moored to the bank is a rickety rowing boat, in which an even more rickety ferryman sits huddled.  The servant asks what the toll is for passage across the waters.  A curse, explains the ferryman, binds him to the rowing boat, and all that he asks for in payment is that the servant – should he survive his trip up the mountain – finds out from the ogre how the curse can be broken.

So after crossing the water and climbing the steep paths to the mountain top, the servant at last arrives at the house of the feathered ogre.  There he knocks on the door and is surprised to find it answered not by a man-eating monster but by a young woman.  She explains that she is the ogre’s wife and that the ogre is out hunting.  If the servant has any sense he will escape while he still has a chance.

But the servant is either brave or a fool, and besides is rather taken with the ogre’s young wife.  Realising that she won’t get rid of him easily, she asks what brings him all the way up here.  He explains everything, and she agrees to help him on two conditions.  Firstly, that once she’s done so he in turn helps her escape the mountain.  Secondly, that he stays hidden beneath the ogre’s bed and doesn’t interfere as she pulls the feathers from the ogre’s hide: he might have guts in coming here, but he’s nowhere near as smart as a feathered ogre.

No sooner has she hidden the servant beneath the bed than the door slams open and the feathered ogre stalks in.  He sniffs the air and declares that he can smell man-flesh.  All you can smell, explains the young woman calmly, is the man-flesh in the stew I’ve been getting ready for you.  And lo-and-behold, there on the stove is a saucepan full of the ogre’s favourite treats: man-legs and smoked man-ribs.  He slurps up the stew in one go, licks the pan clean, then contentedly climbs into bed.  His wife slips in beside him.

As soon as the ogre is sound asleep, his wife chooses a fine feather from his hide and plucks it.  The ogre wakes up with a pained squeal, shouting that a feather has been pulled from his skin.  Nonsense, soothes the young woman, you were just mixed up in a nightmare.  You were talking in your sleep as you dreamed: about some monastery where the friars fight among themselves and have no time for the Lord’s work.  Ah, says the ogre, I must have been thinking of an actual monastery I know, down in the lands in the shadow of this mountain.  The friars there fight each other because the Devil has taken the shape of one of them.  He spends his every hour setting the friars against each other, but if they only all started doing good deeds they would discover the Devil in their midst, for he cannot perform good works.

After that the ogre dozes back to sleep.  The wife plucks another feather and again the monster wakes with a yowl.  You must have been dreaming again.  This time you were sleep-talking about two noblemen whose magic fountain has stopped flowing with gold and silver.  Ahh, says the ogre, I must have been thinking about some actual noblemen I know, down in the lands in the shadow of this mountain.  They don’t realise that a giant snake has dragged a stone ball into the spring beneath the fountain.  If they only smashed the serpent’s head in with the ball, the fountain would flow with precious metals again.

The ogre passes back to sleep, and at once the young woman yanks free another feather.  The ogre screeches until the walls shake, but his wife calmly explains that again he has been dreaming, about a ferryman cursed to his rowing boat, and an innkeeper grieving for the loss of his daughter.  Ahhh, purrs the ogre, the ferryman needs only to hand his oar to his passenger before his rowing boat touches the shore, and then his curse will shift to the poor fool who accepts it.  As for the innkeeper, I must have been dreaming of your idiot father, for you are none other than the daughter he grieves for.

Even in the face of this revelation, the woman keeps her cool.  The ogre is by now so exhausted that he drops into the deepest of sleeps, too deep to notice as his wife and the servant escape the lair and flee down the mountain.  When they reach the ferryman, the old man asks eagerly whether they have learned how to cure his curse.  Wait until we’re ashore, they tell him, and then we’ll explain everything.

They’re good to their word, then hurry on their way out of the shadow of the mountain.  When they come to the monastery they inform the friars that they have to start doing good deeds to expel the devil from among them.  Then they make haste to the house of the noblemen and tell them to crush flat the head of the snake who lurks beneath their fountain.  At last they come to the house of the innkeeper, who is overjoyed to see his daughter again. 

Of course, by now the servant and the ogre’s wife are madly in love, and no sooner have they taken the king his magic feather than they ask for his blessing over their marriage.  He throws them the most magnificent of weddings, and as far as we know they are still happy together.

As for the ogre, the morning after the couple’s escape, he woke up and realised everything that had happened the night before.  In a rage he charged down the mountainside and insisted that the ferryman row him across the dark moat.  But the old man’s rickety arms couldn’t work fast enough for the ogre, and he snarled and demanded that he row faster.  If, said the ferryman, that’s really what you want, why don’t you take the oar from me?  With such big strong limbs, you’ll surely row at twice the speed I can.

The monster snatched the oar from the ferryman, who promptly dived into the water and swam to his freedom.  The feathered ogre was cursed to take on the role of the ferryman, and he rows there still.

 

Goodbye Sparklehorse

I’ve been travelling for a few days, so it wasn’t until just now that I came across the miserable news that Mark Linkous (aka Sparklehorse) died on Saturday. 

A good friend introduced me to Good Morning Spider in an art class when I was seventeen, and since then Sparklehorse songs have soundtracked many moments of my life.  For me Linkous was at his finest on his most understated, delicate numbers.  I must have listened to Maria’s Little Elbows and Hey Joe a hundred times over while writing The Girl with Glass Feet.  I’m really gutted about this news.

Oxford Literary Festival, Glass Feet in Italy and Sweden

Lots of news to impart, with seemingly so little time in which to do so.  More details to follow but for now, in brief…

I’m going to be appearing at Oxford Literary Festival on Saturday 27th March at 12:00

Flickan med glasfötter and La Ragazza dai Piedi di Vetro have been available for a few weeks now in Sweden and Italy respectively.  Both of these translations have been put together so well that they merit more than a brief line here.  I’m going to attempt to do Italian and Swedish fairy stories next up in the drawings series, to tip my hat to the good folks at Fazi Editore and Bra Böcker.